1 00:00:00,647 --> 00:00:02,083 (thunder rumbling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:02,083 --> 00:00:05,040 - [Announcer] Tonight on "Frankenstein Theater," 4 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,930 you're invited to join: 5 00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:08,760 - [Lauren] This editing is amazing. 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 7 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,723 - [Announcer] Lauren Frankenstein and RoboRuju, 8 00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:14,527 - (monster wails) Right. 9 00:00:14,527 --> 00:00:16,633 - [Announcer] As they watch 10 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:18,383 the classic film "The Magic Sword." 11 00:00:20,341 --> 00:00:21,258 Stay tuned. 12 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:27,166 (thunder rumbles) (organ plays) 13 00:00:30,309 --> 00:00:33,142 (Lauren laughing) 14 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:38,460 - Hello viewers, I am so excited to introduce you 15 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:42,000 to my first successful creation, 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,203 introducing RoboRuju. 17 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:48,753 - Hello Lauren Frankenstein. Thank you for activating me. 18 00:00:49,637 --> 00:00:53,370 - Oh, you're welcome. My father would be so proud. 19 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,900 - What is a father? 20 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,240 - A father is the one who creates us. 21 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,406 - Are you my father? - Oh no. I mean like kind of. 22 00:01:01,406 --> 00:01:03,600 Why don't you say hello to the viewers? 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,040 - Hello to our viewers. 24 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,870 - Today RoboRuju 25 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:10,860 and I are going to watch the classic movie "The Magic Sword" 26 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:14,520 and we're gonna teach you a little thing about magic. 27 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,900 - I've always wondered what it was like 28 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,610 to have a magic sword. 29 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,870 - You've always wondered? 30 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,910 You've been alive for like one minute. 31 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,410 - Well, when you're a robot, 32 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:24,420 60 seconds feels like an eternity. 33 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,220 - Why don't we just watch the movie? 34 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,200 - Can I have popcorn with movie theater butter? 35 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,330 - It's not good for your circuits. 36 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,650 - I'll risk it. 37 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,450 - I'm already feeling like a mother. 38 00:01:34,836 --> 00:01:37,470 (gentle music) 39 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,780 - [RoboRuju] What are those words on the screen? 40 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:41,340 - [Lauren] Those are the names of the people 41 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,448 who worked on the movie. 42 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:45,330 - [RoboRuju] That guy's name is "The Magic Sword." 43 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,760 - [Lauren] No, that's the title of the movie. 44 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,709 - [RoboRuju] Recalculating... 45 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:52,080 (dramatic music) 46 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,130 Rathbone? 47 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,713 That's a big dog name. 48 00:01:55,661 --> 00:01:56,520 What is a dog? 49 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,780 - [Lauren] I'll tell you later. 50 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,963 - [RoboRuju] Setting timer to remind you later. 51 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:03,225 (dramatic music) 52 00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:04,470 - [RoboRuju] There's a lot of people 53 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,720 who worked on this movie. 54 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,770 - [Lauren] There would be a lot more 55 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:09,120 if they had a bigger budget 56 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,174 (dramatic music) 57 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,123 - [RoboRuju] What is that creature in the back? 58 00:02:25,123 --> 00:02:27,373 - [Lauren] I think it's a horse or a unicorn. 59 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,730 - [RoboRuju] Oh, no, the picture went away. 60 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,553 - [Lauren] It's coming back. Don't worry. 61 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,310 (bubbling) 62 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:44,783 - He's gone again. 63 00:02:44,783 --> 00:02:47,730 He left home hours ago. 64 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,700 Hey, that looks like your lab. 65 00:02:54,984 --> 00:02:58,217 - [Lauren] I wish it could like my lab. 66 00:02:58,217 --> 00:02:59,344 - Answer me someone. 67 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:01,020 (chimp snorting) 68 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,250 He's not fooling me. 69 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,593 - [RoboRuju] Is that a man? 70 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:06,240 - [Lauren] Yes, no, that's a monkey. 71 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,759 - Set the magic pool again. 72 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:12,030 - Love is his curse. He is in love. 73 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:13,989 - [Lauren] Those are my cousins. 74 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:14,822 - I don't know it. 75 00:03:14,822 --> 00:03:15,655 I've tried to cure him of it. 76 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:19,080 Am I losing my skill as a sorceress? 77 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,030 - [Lauren] Ooh, that was impressive. 78 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:23,470 - No, no, Sybil 79 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:28,380 - Doesn't my witchcraft cure snakebites, chill blends, 80 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:31,740 carbuncles, pink eye, hang nails. 81 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,490 - [Lauren] That's quite the resume. 82 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:36,867 - Yes, yes, Sybil. 83 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:40,563 - And why can't I rid the boy of this fever? 84 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,850 - George is a man and human. 85 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,760 - Human, yes, but hardly a man. 86 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,040 He's a mere boy of 20 87 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:50,873 - In love. 88 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:57,723 - George, already a man in love. 89 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:04,381 He ought to be at home learning a good trade like mine. 90 00:04:04,381 --> 00:04:06,981 - [Lauren] Like learning to turn candles on and off. 91 00:04:09,011 --> 00:04:11,844 (dramatic music) 92 00:04:15,487 --> 00:04:18,210 - Pool of magic. Obey my wish. 93 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:19,170 Bring her vision into my soul. 94 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:20,870 - [Lauren] That's a man. 95 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:23,010 - [RoboRuju] I like this man. 96 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,230 Can you make one for me father? 97 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,430 - [Lauren] Later, later. 98 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,515 (wondrous musical notes) 99 00:04:31,515 --> 00:04:33,773 - No, no, inside. 100 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,313 Perhaps the throne room. 101 00:04:36,228 --> 00:04:39,645 (wondrous musical notes) 102 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,970 - [RoboRuju] Do all men like to spy on women like this? 103 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:45,803 - [Lauren] Yes. 104 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:46,720 Yes they do. 105 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,023 Don't look at that. 106 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,800 - [RoboRuju] Mother, I've already seen everything 107 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,390 on the internet. 108 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:56,162 - [Lauren] That was fast. 109 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,829 (gentle music) 110 00:04:59,673 --> 00:05:04,443 - Try the sunken garden in the palace by the oriental pool. 111 00:05:06,869 --> 00:05:09,624 (wondrous musical notes) 112 00:05:09,624 --> 00:05:10,890 That's right. That's right. 113 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:11,723 There she is 114 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,313 - There she is. 115 00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:22,884 (gentle music) 116 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,200 - [RoboRuju] I want to swim in the water. 117 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,143 - [Lauren] You can't, you'll get rusty. 118 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,910 - [RoboRuju] Mother, has she given him permission 119 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,023 to look at her naked? 120 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,023 - [Lauren] No. 121 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,570 (gentle music) 122 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:45,120 - I hope the cold waters chilled your hot temper, my lady. 123 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,040 - No, I'm just as furious as ever. 124 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,270 - Oh princess. 125 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:50,280 - Oh, it's easy enough for you to talk. 126 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,960 You can do whatever you please. 127 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,210 Fall in love. Fall out of it again. 128 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:56,343 Squire one day, a stable boy the next. 129 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:59,610 But I might as well be a prisoner in a tower. 130 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:03,930 I can't even speak to a man, let alone have him look at me. 131 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,600 - It's a penalty of being a princess. 132 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,000 - But even apprentice should be allowed romance. 133 00:06:11,056 --> 00:06:11,889 Oh, how will I ever meet him? 134 00:06:11,889 --> 00:06:12,722 - [Handmaiden] Who, my lady? 135 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:15,120 - [RoboRuju] Do all women wear makeup when they swim? 136 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,887 - [Lauren] In California, they do. 137 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:18,930 - You'll have your chance someday. 138 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,190 - You run along. 139 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:21,390 - But your gown. 140 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:22,980 - I'll dress myself. 141 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:24,357 - Well then what will you do? 142 00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:25,740 - Oh, what I always do. 143 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:27,033 Sit here and dream. 144 00:06:28,045 --> 00:06:30,878 (birds chirping) 145 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,333 Princess Helene. 146 00:06:35,531 --> 00:06:38,820 (suspenseful music) 147 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:39,653 - Who are you? 148 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:43,900 What do you want? 149 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,273 Stay away. 150 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,760 - [RoboRuju] She is not staying away. 151 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,363 - [Lauren] No, she's not. 152 00:06:52,363 --> 00:06:53,623 You keep coming any closer? 153 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,803 - [Lauren] Run. - I'll take good care of you? 154 00:06:55,803 --> 00:06:56,940 - [Lauren] Run. 155 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,440 Why isn't she running? 156 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,690 Well, she's stuck now and her eyes are green. 157 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,490 - [RoboRuju] His magic water stopped working. 158 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:07,340 He should have added another quarter. 159 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,023 I like that man. 160 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,593 - [Lauren] He's very handsome. 161 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,490 So that's what they call a romantic lead. 162 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:18,310 (tense music) 163 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:19,143 - Sybil? 164 00:07:19,143 --> 00:07:20,928 Sybil, where are you? 165 00:07:20,928 --> 00:07:23,128 - You needn't shout, George, I can hear you. 166 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,520 - I must leave here. She's in danger. 167 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,370 - Who in the nether world do you talking about? 168 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:30,630 - [Lauren] Why is she playing dumb? 169 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:33,205 She was just talking about this with the monkey. 170 00:07:33,205 --> 00:07:34,462 (laughing) 171 00:07:34,462 --> 00:07:35,295 - From a reflection in the water 172 00:07:35,295 --> 00:07:37,410 and you call it love, you silly child. 173 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:39,840 - Something terrible has happened to her. 174 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,790 - Let me see what you are talking about. 175 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:43,950 - [RoboRuju] Do men always fall in love this easily. 176 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,300 - [Lauren] The desperate ones do. 177 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:49,104 - Magic mirror, show me what has upset my boy. 178 00:07:49,104 --> 00:07:49,937 (twinkling notes) 179 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:50,970 - [Lauren] I want one of those. 180 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,770 - The princess is gone, your majesty. 181 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:54,450 She's not in her quarters, not in the garden, 182 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:57,240 not by the pool yet no one saw her leave the palace. 183 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,317 - [Lauren] That was fast. 184 00:07:58,317 --> 00:07:59,150 - We searched everywhere. 185 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:00,150 - Then turn out the guards, Branton. 186 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,740 - We have done that, my liege. 187 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:02,880 Until she is found, 188 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,703 no one will be permitted in or out of the palace. 189 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,361 (dramatic music) 190 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:15,566 (audience murmuring) 191 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,030 Who is this? 192 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:18,930 - We found him skulking 193 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:21,150 within the eastern pasture, my liege. 194 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,410 He won't speak. 195 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:24,600 - There are means to make him speak. 196 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,252 - [Lauren] Ominous. 197 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:27,567 (thunder rumbling) 198 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,670 Oh, that was far more ominous. 199 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:32,490 Who did he have to pay to turn off lights like that? 200 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:33,910 - Your Most Serene Majesty. 201 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,870 You can call off the search. 202 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:37,720 The princess, your daughter, 203 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,410 is in my castle under lock and key. 204 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:41,243 - Who are you? 205 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:43,793 - Lodac. 206 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:45,773 - The sorcerer? 207 00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:49,663 I'm flattered that my reputation has preceded me. 208 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:54,663 - Lodac, you say My daughter is at your castle, but why? 209 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,700 How have I hurt you? 210 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,320 Why have you done this thing? 211 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,183 The answer is very simple. 212 00:09:01,393 --> 00:09:02,940 Your father executed my sister 213 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:05,880 for witchcraft when she was only 18 years old. 214 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,330 I have waited until your daughter reached that age 215 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,990 so that my dragon could relish the flesh 216 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,100 of the princess. 217 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,960 - Lodac, I beseech you-- 218 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,980 - [Lodac] Beseech nothing, my liege. 219 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,639 - [RoboRuju] Beseech, that's a funny word. 220 00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:21,690 - You'd have this worm-eaten sorcerer of frighten us. 221 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:22,710 - Be careful, Branton. 222 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,270 - Not I. 223 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,240 Lodac, I shall find your castle, 224 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,408 free the princess and see you destroyed. 225 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:32,577 - [Lauren] He seems a little too confident. 226 00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:33,480 - My castle is no great task. 227 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,330 It's a short journey of about a week. 228 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:37,050 You're simply follow me-- 229 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:38,627 - [RoboRuju] Just a week? 230 00:09:38,627 --> 00:09:39,565 That's not short. 231 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:43,350 - The trick is how to get there alive. 232 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,850 - I shall. 233 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,140 - I'm afraid not. 234 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,310 - [Lauren] If he kills him right now, 235 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,933 the movie will be over. 236 00:09:50,349 --> 00:09:52,652 - How sometimes do I curse the road 237 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:56,932 that glides between this castle and mine. 238 00:09:56,932 --> 00:10:00,515 Let no one live who dares the dark journey. 239 00:10:02,371 --> 00:10:07,371 Let no man face my seven curses and reach the dragon's lair. 240 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,073 - Your curses won't stop me from reaching your castle. 241 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:17,250 - The Princess Helene will make a delicate dish 242 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:22,140 for my dragon in exactly seven days' time. 243 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:24,994 And now if you'll excuse me-- 244 00:10:24,994 --> 00:10:26,255 - How convenient. 245 00:10:26,255 --> 00:10:28,917 Exactly the amount of time it takes to get there. 246 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:32,940 - What's weird is like, well, 247 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,430 okay, wizard, bird. 248 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,960 There we go. 249 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,030 - Father, I do not understand these transitions. 250 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,180 - My daughter will die. 251 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:41,970 - I don't understand why they wouldn't attack him. 252 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,650 They just let him speak. 253 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:44,979 - You'll risk the seven curses. 254 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:48,510 - For Helene, I'd risk 70. 255 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:51,750 - The man who saves Helene will have her hand in marriage 256 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,253 and half my kingdom too. 257 00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:55,530 - Trust me, sire. 258 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,820 - Is there no privacy in this movie? 259 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:59,032 - No, no, it is I who must save the princess, 260 00:10:59,032 --> 00:11:00,030 not Sir Branton. 261 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:00,863 I love her. 262 00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:04,080 - Do you think I'd let you face Lodac's sorcery? 263 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,103 - I'm not afraid. 264 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,950 - 300 years ago my father 265 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:10,655 and brother were devoured by Lodac's dragon, 266 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:14,606 and my family were great sorcerers in their own right, 267 00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:17,400 but they were no match for Lodac. 268 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,950 I am no match for Lodac. I confess it. 269 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:23,130 I fear him almost as much as I hate him. 270 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,240 - But Sybil-- 271 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,114 - You will stay right here at home 272 00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:28,560 where you are safe. 273 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:32,490 You can have anything you want but you are staying here. 274 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,340 - All I want is my freedom so I can save the girl I love. 275 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:39,393 But you wouldn't understand that not being mortal. 276 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,963 - I tried to do my best. 277 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,583 - I know you have Cybil. - Can't you call me mother? 278 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,113 - I am sorry mother. 279 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:56,790 - You were only a week old when your royal parents 280 00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,500 died from the plague. 281 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,470 I found you, reared you as my own son. 282 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,303 - [RoboRuju] How many times do you think 283 00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:03,210 he's heard this story? 284 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:04,660 - You've been kind and loving 285 00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:07,650 and I'd do anything for you, 286 00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:09,600 but I can't stay here with you anymore. 287 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,840 I'm not a child. 288 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,880 I'm 20 and I love Helene. 289 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,831 - [RoboRuju] Father, do I get to move out one day? 290 00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:19,350 - [Lauren] No, never. 291 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,760 - When you're human, 20 is old enough 292 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,770 to feel love and misery. 293 00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,930 Now give me my freedom. 294 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:28,773 - I must say you are being very difficult tonight. 295 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,927 Oh well boys will be boys. 296 00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:34,593 We'll have to cheer you up. 297 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:36,903 Watch mother now. 298 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,660 (dramatic music) 299 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,730 - [Lauren] I love this. It's very bewitched 300 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,323 - Mother, not that trick again. 301 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,900 - [RoboRuju] Is that a cat or a bear or a, 302 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,283 I don't know, panther? 303 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:57,210 - George, I've never seen you like this before. 304 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,373 Look, if you'll cheer up, forget about that girl and Lodac. 305 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,618 I'll let you see the presents I've chosen 306 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,633 for you when you're 21. 307 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,970 - What sort of presents, Mother? 308 00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:12,993 - Come along. 309 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,230 I'll show you. 310 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,980 - [RoboRuju] I bet it's a beer mug. 311 00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:22,574 (gentle music) 312 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,563 Looks like a dark room. 313 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:35,207 - Oh, that did something. 314 00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:38,915 - [Lauren] Yeah. That's pretty cool. 315 00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:41,640 (bells dinging) 316 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,530 - [RoboRuju] It would definitely be easier if she used 317 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,080 her hands to open that curtain. 318 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,623 - Do you like him? - He's magnificent. 319 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,230 - He's yours when you are 21. 320 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,373 His name is Bayard. 321 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,460 He's no ordinary animal. 322 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,780 He possesses magic. 323 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,487 - [RoboRuju] He has to be alone until then. 324 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:04,743 This is the fastest horse in all the world. 325 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,093 No other steed can beat him 326 00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:15,127 - [RoboRuju] Twice to open and once to close. 327 00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:19,020 - [Lauren] Oh, I love this. 328 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,090 I wish my doors did that. 329 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,739 - See this? - He's looking right at it. 330 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,070 - (indistinct) when you ride the stallion. 331 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,350 - Does this armor possess magic too? 332 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,243 - No weapon can pierce it. 333 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,373 And this is Escalon the blade. 334 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,800 None like it since the world began. 335 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,170 It defies all swords in battle. 336 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,590 Black magic is overcome by a touch of the blade 337 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:47,580 so they're all yours when you are 21 338 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,969 and I'll let you go after Lodac for my revenge 339 00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,153 as well as own. 340 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,481 - And with the help of their magic, 341 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:55,701 I could save their princess now. 342 00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,450 - No, you're not old enough. 343 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,150 You wouldn't know how to use them. 344 00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:03,090 - Oh, just let me just let me hold the sword 345 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,620 just to get the feel of it. 346 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,800 Please. Just for a while. 347 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,640 - Very well. 348 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,913 - [RoboRuju] I want to touch his sword, Father. 349 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,050 - [Lauren] That didn't sound right. 350 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,730 - [RoboRuju] I like metal. 351 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,563 - Feels like a part of my own body. 352 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,017 Oh, I feel stronger. 353 00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,193 - Of course. 354 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,730 Now come along. 355 00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:25,830 It pleases me to show you something else tonight. 356 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,930 - [RoboRuju] Cool it, lady. He's your son. 357 00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,706 (wondrous musical notes) 358 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,981 - Who are they? 359 00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:36,033 - Once the six most valiant knights in the world. 360 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:41,160 - It was real black magic mother. 361 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,930 - I wish I could take the credit. 362 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,250 I've never been as good as that. 363 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,690 No, it was my brother. 364 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,403 You like Escalon, George? 365 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,483 - It's just great. 366 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,752 (sword clinking on stone) 367 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,780 - [RoboRuju] The sword opens doors too. 368 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:04,020 Doesn't anyone in this movie use their hands for anything? 369 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,535 - Did the sword do that? 370 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:06,368 - Certainly. 371 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:07,980 One touch of the blade and it opens 372 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:11,343 and shuts floors, doors, walls and portcullises. 373 00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:14,747 - It shuts things too, you say. 374 00:16:14,747 --> 00:16:16,313 - [RoboRuju] She's very good at rhyming. 375 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,260 - What's down there? 376 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,810 - Well, I haven't been down there in centuries. 377 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:26,040 Used to be my brother's safe deposit box for spells, 378 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,460 enchantments, magic ritual and the like. 379 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,330 Want to see? 380 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:32,790 - [RoboRuju] She wants to show him all her goodies. 381 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:36,180 - Is there any other way out if the crack were closed again, 382 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,220 - Depends how hard you work at it. 383 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:42,390 A cousin of mine took 80 years to womp up a spell 384 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,650 that blew the roof off. 385 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,613 But don't be afraid, we won't close the crack behind us. 386 00:16:48,596 --> 00:16:50,695 - Well, I'm not afraid. 387 00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:52,830 You go first, mother. 388 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:53,663 - Hmm. 389 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,130 - [RoboRuju] Can't she just teleport down there? 390 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,280 - Coming, dear? - Yes. 391 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,600 - [RoboRuju] Brave of her to go first. 392 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,433 - [Lauren] Yeah. 393 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:17,280 - [RoboRuju] It appears it's also stupid of her to go first. 394 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,113 - George. 395 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,779 - [RoboRuju] Oh... - George, what have you done? 396 00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:20,910 George, let me out. 397 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:21,760 - Goodbye mother. 398 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,518 - [RoboRuju] What has she going do for 80 years? 399 00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:25,351 - Let out this instant. 400 00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,701 You can't leave me here. 401 00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,530 I told you about my cousin. 402 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,790 - I'll come back and let you out 403 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,860 after I've rescued the Princess Helene. 404 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,260 - Well, if you can't come back... 405 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,330 - With a magic armor, magic sword, 406 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,510 magic speed, what can stop me now 407 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,010 - You don't know that, George. 408 00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:45,420 George, let me out. 409 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:52,648 (tense music) 410 00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:01,410 - If I had six brave men like these, 411 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,660 I'd have nothing to fear. 412 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,271 - [RoboRuju] Me too. 413 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,711 (dramatic music) 414 00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,190 - [RoboRuju] Oh, they're full size kibble. 415 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,540 I thought that was a photograph. 416 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,373 - [Lauren] No, they're human. 417 00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:26,283 - Time to come, but on the behalf of my friend me, 418 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:30,810 - [RoboRuju] All the world's greatest warriors are white. 419 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,337 Typical. 420 00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,980 What does typecasting mean? 421 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,223 - [Lauren] I'll explain it to you when you're older. 422 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,710 (gentle music) 423 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,922 - Your majesty, I pledge my soul to your service, 424 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:48,543 my life to our mutual hope, my heart to the Princess Helene. 425 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,213 - Very well said Branton. 426 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,930 But I can't help but feel a little nervous. 427 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,210 You still won't take these 50 knights 428 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,100 who have offered a ride with you. 429 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,210 - No sire. 430 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,710 They are all brave men. 431 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,387 But one man can venture where 50 cannot. 432 00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:05,849 - [RoboRuju] The other guy has six. 433 00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:07,401 - You are the bravest of all. 434 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:10,230 Return Helene safely and I'll be the proudest 435 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,680 father-in-law in Christendom. 436 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:15,060 That's a strange ring, Branton. 437 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,830 You wear it for luck. 438 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,690 - Luck must not play a part when your 439 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,490 daughter's life is at stake. 440 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,703 - Go my friend, and all my good wishes go with you. 441 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,303 (dramatic music) 442 00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:42,570 - Your majesty, these knight and I have come 443 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,041 to serve you in your hour of need. 444 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,574 - That's very kind. 445 00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:47,407 Who are you? 446 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:49,363 - [RoboRuju] I'm the one that's been spying on you. 447 00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:52,470 - A knight by virtue of 400 years of noble lineage. 448 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,613 - Welcome. Good sir. 449 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,193 - These are my comrades in arms. 450 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,580 Sir Dennis of France. 451 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:02,520 (speaking in foreign language) 452 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,380 Sir Ulrich of Germany. 453 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,210 - Mein Kaiser, we come to serve. 454 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,707 - Sir Anthony of Italy. 455 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,235 (speaking in foreign language) 456 00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:14,059 Sir Pedro of Spain. 457 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:16,650 - (person speaking in foreign language), your Majesty. 458 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,640 - [RoboRuju] These accents are interesting. 459 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,140 - Sir James of Scotland. 460 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:22,040 - Our hearts grieve for you and your sorrow, your Majesty. 461 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:26,640 - And last Sir Patrick of Ireland. 462 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,470 - We pledge our lives to your service 463 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:31,165 and to the Princess Helene until she's safe. 464 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:34,020 - Gentlemen, speaking for the king, 465 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,270 we are grateful for your offer. 466 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,130 I'm sure that you can be of immeasurable service 467 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,470 to His Majesty while I'm away. 468 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,170 - That's now what Patrick mince or Branton. 469 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:46,200 - Oh, you know who I am. Have we met? 470 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,020 - No, I've often seen you. - In the field? 471 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,610 - Not in the field. 472 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,570 And I also know you wish 473 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,920 to marry the Princess Helene. 474 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,300 - Oh, quite true. 475 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,420 You are all welcome to stay and dance at my wedding. 476 00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:01,260 - Many thanks, but I prefer to dance at my own. 477 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,959 - You talking riddles, young man? 478 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,800 - Don't try to solve them till we rescue 479 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,330 the Princess Helene. 480 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,890 - We? 481 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,540 I shall rescue Helene. 482 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:12,600 - [RoboRuju] Do all men refuse help when it arrives? 483 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,890 - We are all sworn to save Sir George's beautiful lady. 484 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:18,273 - Sir George's lady? 485 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,443 What does the Frenchman mean? 486 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,520 - Only that I love her and I intend to marry her. 487 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,470 - You arrogant boy. 488 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,690 Do you know the perils of the dark journey? 489 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,130 - We do, Sir Branton. 490 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,570 If you don't share our enthusiasm, 491 00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:34,980 we shall be happy to go on without you. 492 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,453 - How dare you? 493 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,760 Your majesty, have I your permission 494 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,313 to give this stripling a lesson in the use of arms. 495 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:47,070 - I shall not draw except in behalf of Princess Helene. 496 00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,510 - Oh, coward. 497 00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:49,343 Draw. 498 00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:53,004 - [RoboRuju] Did he just break the sword? 499 00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,343 (indistinct) 500 00:21:55,343 --> 00:21:56,823 - Enough, that's enough. 501 00:21:57,930 --> 00:22:00,990 Mr. Branton, I like these knights. 502 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:03,150 Surely there's safety in numbers. 503 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:06,060 You and seven good swords. 504 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,203 - Seven swords and seven curses. 505 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,240 - When do we start, Sir Branton? 506 00:22:14,161 --> 00:22:14,994 - Now. 507 00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:16,710 (dramatic music) 508 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,610 - [RoboRuju] I guess he is not going by himself after all. 509 00:22:25,226 --> 00:22:28,059 (dramatic music) 510 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,241 - [Lauren] It's a beautiful castle. 511 00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:46,935 (suspenseful music) 512 00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:48,210 Where did she get the dress? 513 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,953 She's like has clothes on now. 514 00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,737 - I'm Helene. 515 00:22:55,737 --> 00:22:57,180 - [Lauren] And her hair's done too. 516 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,370 - We heard you were brought in this morning. 517 00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:02,040 I'm Princess Laura, and this is my sister, Grace. 518 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,650 - [RoboRuju] Maybe there's a local stylist in the castle. 519 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:05,483 - [Lauren] Definitely. 520 00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:08,123 The makeup artist, after they kidnapped her, 521 00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:09,638 did her hair and makeup again. 522 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,610 - Well surely you don't believe that about the dragon. 523 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:15,273 There were others here when we arrived, but you're gone now. 524 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,350 Well then your father will do something to save you. 525 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,240 His army is probably approaching a castle 526 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,974 this very minute. 527 00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:24,030 - [RoboRuju] It sounds like fathers are important. 528 00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,530 Should I have one? 529 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,363 - [Lauren] I told you. 530 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,346 I am your father. 531 00:23:27,346 --> 00:23:28,613 - You'll be on your way home by morning. 532 00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:33,769 (dragon roaring) 533 00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:35,040 (tense music) 534 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,440 - [RoboRuju] That sounds like my last boyfriend. 535 00:23:38,766 --> 00:23:40,860 (dramatic music) 536 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:41,950 - The two sisters. 537 00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:45,333 - [Lauren] It's the cone heads. 538 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:47,603 You watch that movie. 539 00:23:47,603 --> 00:23:48,436 Oh wait, that's right. 540 00:23:48,436 --> 00:23:49,287 You were just born. 541 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,140 - You are not going home. 542 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,150 - Surely, you must have spoken to him. 543 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:56,363 - [RoboRuju] His name is Shirley. I've had 544 00:23:56,363 --> 00:23:58,170 - Three long dull sessions with him, 545 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,640 but nothing could persuade him to give up 546 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,750 what I asked for. 547 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,710 - I don't believe you. 548 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,870 He'd pay you anything. 549 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,340 - Nothing. 550 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,080 Instead he sent an entire company 551 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,543 of his bravest nights on the dark journey. 552 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,650 The poor lads never even reached the third curse. 553 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,030 Take them away. 554 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,009 - Come on. 555 00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:17,643 - No, no, I can't do this. 556 00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:20,193 - You can't do this. 557 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,590 That just can't be happening. 558 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:25,920 There just couldn't be anybody as cruel and evil as you. 559 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,560 - Really, Helene, this isn't the first time 560 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,720 that a princess has been fed to a dragon 561 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,420 and at least around here it happens only once a week 562 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,190 - Unless you get what you want. 563 00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,170 What ransom are you asking for me? 564 00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,600 - I'm sorry, but you happen to be a particular case. 565 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,570 I'm not asking any ransom for you at all. 566 00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:44,430 - Then why did you bring me here? 567 00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:48,363 - My little pet would be hungry again in six days time. 568 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:50,160 Come, let's watch. 569 00:24:51,639 --> 00:24:53,283 - No, no, please don't. 570 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,116 Please. 571 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:55,791 - Listen. 572 00:24:57,034 --> 00:24:57,867 (princesses screaming) 573 00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:01,495 When will, don't turn your head away. 574 00:25:01,495 --> 00:25:02,328 You'll miss all the fun. 575 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,203 See, it all happens very quickly. 576 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,474 Now my little pet can sleep. 577 00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:15,282 - It's horrible, but it won't happen to me. 578 00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:17,250 Their father sent a company. 579 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,500 Well, mine will send an army. 580 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,003 - I hate to disillusion you. 581 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,770 Actually, for a while your father seemed content 582 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:29,340 to let just one knight undertake your rescue. 583 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,320 Oh, don't blame your father. 584 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,300 When I talk to him into it. 585 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,310 - And who is this very brave man? 586 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:37,953 - I'm sure you know him. Sir Branton. 587 00:25:38,807 --> 00:25:40,680 - Sir Branton. 588 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,840 - You don't like Sir Branton? 589 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,870 Oh, come now, a damsel in distress 590 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:47,940 can't afford to pick and choose. 591 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,410 Anyway, don't worry. 592 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:52,290 Neither he nor his companions will ever get here. 593 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:53,123 - Companions? 594 00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:55,090 I thought you said Sir Branton was alone. 595 00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:59,340 - He would've been, but some foolhardy young man 596 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,070 named George insisted on coming with him. 597 00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:03,510 - George? 598 00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:05,010 - Of course you don't know him. 599 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,398 - [RoboRuju] He's the guy that spies on you. 600 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,953 - And would you care to see him? 601 00:26:09,953 --> 00:26:13,590 - See him? - Certainly. 602 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:15,040 I'll show you the young fool. 603 00:26:16,348 --> 00:26:19,590 (tense music) 604 00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,990 - [RoboRuju] Everyone has a spy camera in this movie. 605 00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:23,853 - Tell me, which one is George. 606 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:25,593 - The youngest? 607 00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,260 He's in the lead riding with Sir Branton. 608 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:29,580 - [RoboRuju] He's probably so tired 609 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,080 of people bringing up his age. 610 00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,510 I wonder who ruined all those trees. 611 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:38,060 - [Lauren] Probsnbly Teenagers. 612 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,730 - Those who are wise will turn back. 613 00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:46,020 - [RoboRuju] I am stupid so I'm going to keep going. 614 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,133 Me too. 615 00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:51,320 (dramatic music) 616 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,709 (explosions ringing out) 617 00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:11,149 (dramatic music) 618 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,460 - [Lauren] Oh look, it's Chewbacca. 619 00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:29,940 (dramatic music) 620 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,940 (ceeature grunting) 621 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:39,270 - [RoboRuju] Why is he waiting so long to throw that tree? 622 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,320 - [Lauren] He's aiming it very carefully. 623 00:27:43,774 --> 00:27:44,936 Neverind. 624 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:46,946 (creature grunting in pain) 625 00:27:46,946 --> 00:27:48,555 - Oh one arrow. 626 00:27:48,555 --> 00:27:49,388 That's all it took. 627 00:27:50,595 --> 00:27:52,393 - [RoboRuju] Oh no. 628 00:27:52,393 --> 00:27:54,810 (indistinct) 629 00:27:56,729 --> 00:27:59,090 (dramatic music) 630 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:01,233 He definitely needs to go to the dentist. 631 00:28:03,211 --> 00:28:05,370 Oh no. Did he kill a horse? 632 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:06,600 Aw, 633 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,363 - [Lauren] That horse did nothing to him. 634 00:28:09,761 --> 00:28:10,660 - [RoboRuju] Aw. 635 00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:12,420 (creature screeching) 636 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,510 - [Lauren] Strike! 637 00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:16,060 - [RoboRuju] For a tree, it didn't look very heavy. 638 00:28:20,964 --> 00:28:22,675 - Keep an eye on him. 639 00:28:22,675 --> 00:28:24,377 He's smart. 640 00:28:24,377 --> 00:28:27,492 - [RoboRuju] Why would he wanna fight him alone? 641 00:28:27,492 --> 00:28:30,325 (dramatic music) 642 00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:34,366 I don't think he's trying very hard. 643 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:40,927 - [Lauren] Come on George. Move it. 644 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,960 Get away. Get away. 645 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,130 - [RoboRuju] That was not even close. 646 00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,080 It's not that far away from the ground. 647 00:28:48,124 --> 00:28:50,957 (dramatic music) 648 00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:54,480 - Quick went in circles. 649 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,930 You can't hit moving targets. 650 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:02,403 See, what did I tell you? 651 00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:08,300 (dramatic music) 652 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:11,142 - [Lauren] So the horse's magical powers to not get dizzy. 653 00:29:11,142 --> 00:29:12,642 - [RoboRuju] Yeah. 654 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,513 - That horse is swift, if you can believe it. 655 00:29:18,513 --> 00:29:19,890 - What? 656 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,360 - No, no, no, no. 657 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,030 Just a stupid thought that crossed my mind. 658 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,650 So the horse is swift. 659 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:27,213 My ogre will kill them both. 660 00:29:28,104 --> 00:29:29,286 - Are you quite sure? 661 00:29:29,286 --> 00:29:32,119 (dramatic music) 662 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,653 - [Lauren] The loud music is giving him a headache? 663 00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:48,049 (ogre groaning) 664 00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:51,281 (dramatic music) 665 00:29:51,281 --> 00:29:53,737 (ogre screeching) 666 00:29:53,737 --> 00:29:57,812 - [RoboRuju] Is the door going to open now? 667 00:29:57,812 --> 00:29:58,869 - Oh, there he goes. 668 00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,004 - [Lauren] Yeah. 669 00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:02,754 (dramatic music) 670 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:06,583 (indistinct) 671 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,416 - He won. 672 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,360 He beat you at your own game. 673 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,273 - So he did. 674 00:30:11,273 --> 00:30:12,570 - He'll save me. 675 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:13,590 I know he will. 676 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,330 - Not a chance. 677 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:18,420 No one has ever survived the seven curses of Lodac. 678 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,713 That was only the first. 679 00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:29,357 (door creaking) 680 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,260 (tense music) 681 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,000 - [RoboRuju] This must be another magic trick, 682 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 waking someone up without touching them. 683 00:30:46,364 --> 00:30:49,531 (hysterical laughter) 684 00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,720 (suspenseful music) 685 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,120 - [RoboRuju] Just kick them. 686 00:31:08,262 --> 00:31:10,560 - [Lauren] Who does this guy think he is, Harvey Weinstein? 687 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,681 - [RoboRuju] Searching internet archives 688 00:31:12,681 --> 00:31:13,830 for Harvey Weinstein. 689 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,203 Oh my goodness. 690 00:31:20,189 --> 00:31:22,863 They just wanted to be picked up. 691 00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:26,802 - [Lauren] I don't think that's the first time 692 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,720 she's escaped from two 693 00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:30,161 creepy guys in Hollywood. 694 00:31:30,161 --> 00:31:32,257 - [RoboRuju] She's just reenacting her audition 695 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,507 for this movie. 696 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,253 This is the easiest escape in movie history. 697 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:56,880 There's gotta be another open door somewhere. 698 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,130 - [Lauren] Oh look, it's a gargoyle. 699 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,330 - [RoboRuju] That's no statue. 700 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,133 That is Harvey Weinstein. 701 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,710 - [Lauren] I wish my castle looked like this. 702 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:31,681 (dramatic music) 703 00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,807 - [RoboRuju] I told you it was Harvey Weinstein. 704 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,560 - Let us out. 705 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,379 - [RoboRuju] She has very pretty hair. 706 00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:52,712 - [Lauren] Yeah. 707 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,667 - Save us! - Let us out! 708 00:32:58,765 --> 00:32:59,765 - Over here. 709 00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:04,878 - Hear us. - Help us. 710 00:33:04,878 --> 00:33:06,425 - Over here. 711 00:33:06,425 --> 00:33:10,249 - [RoboRuju] It's the lollipop kids. 712 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,082 - Help us. 713 00:33:12,068 --> 00:33:14,825 - [RoboRuju] Let 'em out. 714 00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:17,769 - [RoboRuju] What's the thing about damsels in distress? 715 00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:18,602 - [Lauren] Yeah. 716 00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:20,316 - [RoboRuju] We never help other people in distress 717 00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:21,390 - [Lauren] Or they don't know like 718 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:22,223 'cause maybe she was worried 719 00:33:22,223 --> 00:33:24,240 because of the other creatures that were kind 720 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,490 of coming at her, and Oh no, there's the cone heads again. 721 00:33:26,490 --> 00:33:27,323 There's so many. 722 00:33:29,233 --> 00:33:31,500 Love the cracks in the makeup. 723 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,750 Definitely very, it shows you that a lot 724 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:37,140 of big movies probably took inspirations from this one 725 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,530 because this looks like definitely the person who watched, 726 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,530 who made "Coneheads" watched this movie. 727 00:33:48,171 --> 00:33:51,004 (dramatic music) 728 00:33:52,153 --> 00:33:55,403 - Let's go back to your cell, shall we? 729 00:33:58,962 --> 00:34:00,712 - That guy has some weird roommates 730 00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:06,524 - And still not a sign of our 731 00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:09,090 (person speaking in foreign language) 732 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,670 - Is the man heathen not to pay respects 733 00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:14,564 when poor Ulrich and Pedro are laid to rest, 734 00:34:14,564 --> 00:34:16,740 not as the coward. 735 00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:19,620 Not to have lifted his sword against that monster. 736 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,550 - Branton's no coward. 737 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:22,170 I'm sure of that. 738 00:34:22,170 --> 00:34:24,390 - Now well talk of the devil himself. 739 00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:26,850 - We missed you at the burial, Sir Branton. 740 00:34:26,850 --> 00:34:28,980 - [RoboRuju] This guy never used a shovel in his life 741 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,630 - As deep as your own. 742 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:34,530 But since every minute counts, I thought it wiser for me 743 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,000 to ride ahead and reconnoiter. 744 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 - What did you find? 745 00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:42,300 - Mount your horses gentlemen, and come see for yourselves 746 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,710 - This 20-year-old sure is naive. 747 00:34:51,386 --> 00:34:53,969 (tense music) 748 00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:01,833 - This forest doesn't have many trees. 749 00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:17,523 I'd like to go in a hot tub right now. 750 00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,110 - They spent 40 grand on this set. 751 00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,760 They need to give it as much screen time as possible. 752 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:34,090 (tense music) 753 00:35:39,393 --> 00:35:41,743 - I hope Yoda is gonna make an appearance here. 754 00:35:45,150 --> 00:35:47,853 - I sure hope there is a union for horse actors. 755 00:35:56,152 --> 00:35:58,200 - Will you look at that George. 756 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,303 - I think the slurpie machine is broken. 757 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,580 - This seems to be an unsavory region, Sir Branton. 758 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,260 - Would you be sure now that we were taking 759 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:17,100 the right road or is it a road we're on at all? 760 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,843 - The fog's getting thicker. 761 00:36:19,770 --> 00:36:20,643 Where's Dennis? 762 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,283 - Where's James and Anthony? 763 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,749 - James, Dennis, Anthony. 764 00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:31,080 (person speaking in foreign language) 765 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,070 - I'm over here. 766 00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:35,433 Well then keep with us. Keep close. 767 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,163 - Where's Anthony? 768 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:40,096 - Anthony? 769 00:36:40,987 --> 00:36:41,820 Anthony? 770 00:36:44,107 --> 00:36:44,940 Anthony. 771 00:36:51,704 --> 00:36:52,537 Anthony. 772 00:37:01,692 --> 00:37:02,525 Anthony. 773 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,313 - I'm over here. 774 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,492 Which way are you. 775 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,325 - Here. 776 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:19,420 - Uh-oh. 777 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,253 - Uh-oh. 778 00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:21,086 - Uh-oh. 779 00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:21,919 - Uh-oh. 780 00:37:21,919 --> 00:37:22,752 Is it his fault? 781 00:37:22,752 --> 00:37:23,585 Is it George's fault? 782 00:37:23,585 --> 00:37:24,719 He yelled. 783 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,552 - It's the horse's fault. 784 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:30,319 - Horse is getting kicked out of the union. 785 00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:31,152 - Uh-oh. 786 00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:36,093 - Anthony, where are you? 787 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,420 - He's quite literally drinking the Kool-Aid. 788 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,115 - Hurry up George. 789 00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:45,973 You can save him. 790 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:48,056 - I'm being pulled under. 791 00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:50,957 - Give me your hand. 792 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,430 - Okay. Faster. 793 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,350 - He's also not trying. 794 00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:56,517 - Yeah, he's not. 795 00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,450 - Beard might be falling off. 796 00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:18,240 - We could do it. Oh no. 797 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,493 - Oh. Whoa. 798 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:23,520 - Low blow sir. 799 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,310 - Wow. That's crazy. 800 00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:29,271 - Everyone knows chain mail doesn't float. 801 00:38:29,271 --> 00:38:30,543 - Oh no. 802 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:37,730 (dramatic music) 803 00:38:39,255 --> 00:38:40,713 - Save yourself. 804 00:38:43,413 --> 00:38:45,300 I will die too. 805 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,030 - Get the sword. The magic sword. 806 00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:48,863 You could do it. 807 00:38:50,758 --> 00:38:53,591 (dramatic music) 808 00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:01,320 How did his face burn off so quickly? 809 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,580 - That was fast. 810 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:03,903 - That was really fast. 811 00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:07,470 Grab the sword. 812 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,973 Maybe it will open a door. 813 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:12,870 If he doesn't make it, 814 00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:13,820 this movie is over. 815 00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:17,979 (dramatic music) 816 00:39:24,548 --> 00:39:25,500 - He's doing it. 817 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,780 One more power that the sword has 818 00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,480 to lift somebody out of the water. 819 00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:32,523 - Good to know, but only, only this one guy. 820 00:39:33,485 --> 00:39:34,318 - Yeah. 821 00:39:35,213 --> 00:39:36,810 - Have you seen NOH-ZEH-MEE? 822 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,220 - Where's Anthony? 823 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,780 - Where's George? 824 00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,370 - We will ride on gentlemen. 825 00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:43,110 They are lost for good. 826 00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:44,737 Both of them. 827 00:39:44,737 --> 00:39:46,083 Not both. 828 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:47,985 Look. 829 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:54,457 Anthony has joined Pedro and Ulrich. 830 00:39:54,457 --> 00:39:57,420 Forward, gentlemen. 831 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:58,560 - He's not gonna tell him that 832 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,453 that dude pushed him in the water. 833 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,435 (load banging) 834 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,660 She escaped finally. 835 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:29,970 - Is anyone surprised that she opened that door? 836 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,650 - I mean she is a sorceress. 837 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,990 I am surprised it didn't happen sooner. 838 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:38,610 - You don't tell a 20-year-old boy what to do 839 00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:40,440 to get you off of him 840 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,273 - I guess. 841 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,770 But you don't lock up a 400 year old witch. 842 00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,370 - She just wanted to take a nap. 843 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:51,177 - Ah, she's gonna be pissed. 844 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,520 - What do you mean by pissed? 845 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,070 Drunk, angry or urinating. 846 00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:56,940 - What do you think? 847 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:57,810 - I don't know. 848 00:40:57,810 --> 00:40:58,983 That's why I asked you. 849 00:41:01,674 --> 00:41:03,374 - I really do like her laboratory. 850 00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:14,123 - Yeah, that's right. 851 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:16,360 You'll feel better after you drink your coffee. 852 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,513 It's a little strong. Need some sugar? 853 00:41:22,528 --> 00:41:23,520 - Nice. 854 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,970 What a job getting out there. 855 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,810 Wait til I get my hands on him. 856 00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:31,660 - George? 857 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:36,360 - After all I've done for that boy, to trick me, 858 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,320 put me in his power, me, his own foster mother. 859 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,153 Where is he. 860 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,571 (indistinct) 861 00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:46,020 George 862 00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,450 His life is in danger. 863 00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:49,283 Danger. 864 00:41:49,283 --> 00:41:50,608 - Tired, tired. 865 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:52,469 Rest. Rest. 866 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:55,350 I'll never rest again until I know he's safe. 867 00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:56,726 Oh my boy. 868 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:57,676 What have you done? 869 00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:00,810 Mirror of magic, 870 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:02,673 bring me a vision of my boy. 871 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:07,140 - Why must you insist my companions turn back Sir. Branton? 872 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:10,170 - You and I have a good reason to continue the dark journey. 873 00:42:10,170 --> 00:42:12,000 Both of us in love with the same girl, 874 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,327 each of us hope to rescue her. 875 00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:17,250 For what reason are the others to face Lodac's curses? 876 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,260 As your commander, I honestly advise you 877 00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:22,050 to turn back Now while there is still time. 878 00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:23,370 - Do you hear that George? 879 00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:26,760 We should turn heel and ride back to safety leaving you 880 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,620 and Sir Branton. 881 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:30,390 - Sir Branton makes good sense. 882 00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:31,533 - Are you wits addled? 883 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,747 - Lodac's curses have already claimed Ulrich, 884 00:42:34,747 --> 00:42:36,360 Pedro, and Anthony. 885 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,000 As long as there's one of us left alive, 886 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,300 there's hope that the princess can be saved. 887 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,550 And nevertheless, I couldn't blame you for leaving. 888 00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:47,820 Between the curses of Lodac and Branton's treacher, 889 00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:48,990 you'll be needing us. 890 00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:50,250 - You Irish dog. 891 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,806 What do you mean by such insolance? 892 00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:53,220 - Dog, am I, ye two-faced hypocrite? 893 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,053 - Stop with that. 894 00:42:54,053 --> 00:42:56,477 - I demand an explanation. ^ 895 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,470 - Am I to believe you prefer 896 00:42:58,470 --> 00:43:01,740 to continue the journey alone so you could get rid of me. 897 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:03,750 - What nonsense. 898 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,510 - You can't deny that from the first you refused our help. 899 00:43:06,510 --> 00:43:08,010 - And also when you kicked me. 900 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,050 - After all, what man wants to join forces with his rival? 901 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:15,330 But once we had begun the dark journey, 902 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:17,700 I accepted you completely. 903 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,350 I have come to like you, even admire you. 904 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,570 - Then why did he try to kill him? 905 00:43:21,570 --> 00:43:23,640 - What suspicious minds, 906 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,953 only because of the dangers involved. 907 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,470 Lodac's curses are killing us off one by one, 908 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:29,303 curse by curse. 909 00:43:29,303 --> 00:43:30,690 - Be that as it may-- 910 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:33,555 - I wonder if they're uncomfortable in those tights. 911 00:43:33,555 --> 00:43:37,410 (overlapping discussion) 912 00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:39,660 - And what good is it being a man again 913 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,823 if you can't help win the fair Helene. 914 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:45,603 - Thank you Pat, all of you. 915 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,483 There's your answer. 916 00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:52,819 - I have to admire your courage. 917 00:43:54,221 --> 00:43:55,833 Goodnight gentlemen. 918 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,040 - His tongue is like the honey from a clover patch. 919 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,567 - I don not believe a word the man says. 920 00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:07,745 - If his game proves to be treachery, 921 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,600 it will be Sir Branton who does not return 922 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,500 from this journey. 923 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,713 This, I swear. 924 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:18,287 (gentle music) 925 00:44:33,081 --> 00:44:36,914 - Why did he wait until the morning to leave? 926 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,970 - The Frenchmen, they're notorious light sleepers. 927 00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:48,803 - Yeah. 928 00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:53,210 (dramatic music) 929 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,970 That looks like it was cut out of a magazine. 930 00:45:06,816 --> 00:45:09,783 There wasn't a rock wall out there in the previous shot. 931 00:45:11,697 --> 00:45:14,550 - Hello Branton. - Where are you? 932 00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:15,383 - Right here. 933 00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:21,450 - Well I see you're in a good mood. 934 00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:24,960 - On the contrary, I'm in a savage mood. 935 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,910 I can't stand incompetence. 936 00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:30,420 You were to come here alone on this finger rescue. 937 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,520 But instead I must waste my curses 938 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,040 to destroy George and his knights. 939 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,660 - Talk about incompetence. 940 00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:39,300 In three days you've only managed to destroy three 941 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:42,330 of these interfering fools with all your magic powers. 942 00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:44,973 - Not all my magic powers, Branton. 943 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:46,907 Give me my ring 944 00:45:46,907 --> 00:45:49,923 and I'll dispose of these men in quick order. 945 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,300 What use is the ring to you? 946 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,253 No mortal can command its magic. 947 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,180 - You'll get your ring back when I get the princess. 948 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,103 That was our bargain. 949 00:46:02,103 --> 00:46:04,170 (indistinct) 950 00:46:04,170 --> 00:46:05,880 - You're insolent. 951 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,340 What if I cast a spill over you and turn you into a dog 952 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,923 or a rat or a cat and take the ring? 953 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,613 - Go ahead, - Give my ring. 954 00:46:16,622 --> 00:46:17,455 No, No. 955 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:21,870 - Locac, you can't hurt me while I wear your ring. 956 00:46:21,870 --> 00:46:23,910 But once you have it back, 957 00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:25,863 what's to save me from your curses? 958 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,583 - Why would I want to hurt you? 959 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,430 - Why wouldn't you? 960 00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:39,720 You are only helping me now 961 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,340 because you want to get back this ring which you 962 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,590 so stupidly lost. 963 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:45,270 Well, I'll keep my word. 964 00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:48,540 I'll give it back in five days time when these curses 965 00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,810 are behind me and I've claimed the princess. 966 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,480 - You got a tough tradeer, Branton. 967 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,400 - We both know what we want 968 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,110 and we're both going to get it so long 969 00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:00,210 as you dispose of these nights. 970 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,710 Especially Sir George. 971 00:47:01,710 --> 00:47:05,880 - Sir George? Yes. 972 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,650 - Twice he squirmed out of your trap 973 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,363 and he could do it again. 974 00:47:09,363 --> 00:47:10,492 - Oh, stop whining, Branton. 975 00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:13,508 You are worse than an old woman. 976 00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:15,708 - And his nights are not dead by week's end. 977 00:47:17,223 --> 00:47:18,570 - They'll die long before. 978 00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:21,660 And in circumstances worse than anything 979 00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:22,713 I've conjured up yet. 980 00:47:24,930 --> 00:47:29,343 One of them is coming here now to his death. 981 00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:39,485 Well the gallant Frenchman, 982 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:47,220 - He followed me. 983 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:49,202 He's seen my horse. 984 00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:51,753 Alright, don't lose your head. 985 00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,110 Let him come in here. 986 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:57,940 We'll be ready for him. 987 00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,370 - Alright. Frenchie, do your thing. 988 00:48:05,370 --> 00:48:07,893 - Yeah. Save the day, Frenchmen. 989 00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:11,629 (woman singing) 990 00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:19,900 (indistinct) 991 00:48:22,223 --> 00:48:25,440 (person speaking in foreign language) 992 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,613 - And speaks French. 993 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,270 - Just his type. 994 00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:31,103 - Yep. 995 00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,513 Men are so predictable. 996 00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:47,875 (birds chirping) 997 00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:54,493 Oh boy. Look at that. 998 00:48:54,493 --> 00:48:55,470 Look at that making out session. 999 00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:56,973 I love her. I like her shirt. 1000 00:48:58,519 --> 00:48:59,790 (person speaking in foreign language) 1001 00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,740 - How can he have such a strong game? 1002 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,573 - That was fast. 1003 00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,299 - I don't know what the normal speed is. 1004 00:49:05,299 --> 00:49:07,294 - This is too fast. 1005 00:49:07,294 --> 00:49:09,210 Definitely don't do this. 1006 00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:10,717 - Understood. 1007 00:49:10,717 --> 00:49:14,337 (person speaking in foreign language) 1008 00:49:14,337 --> 00:49:15,183 - No. No. 1009 00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,680 (person speaking in foreign language) 1010 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,180 - She's teasing him, but I can't tell. 1011 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,013 - Yeah. 1012 00:49:24,221 --> 00:49:25,054 - Because this is in French and there are no subtitles. 1013 00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:25,887 - Oh, oh, oh. 1014 00:49:25,887 --> 00:49:27,753 She kind of looks like Carmen Electra a little bit. 1015 00:49:27,753 --> 00:49:30,564 Oh, not anymore. 1016 00:49:30,564 --> 00:49:33,543 Now she looks like someone I saw in Hollywood Boulevard. 1017 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,900 - Carmen Electra is aging quite poorly. 1018 00:49:38,744 --> 00:49:40,080 - Oh my goodness. 1019 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,633 Okay, so she was an evil person. 1020 00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:57,090 - How did he know his shield could do that? 1021 00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:58,533 - He read it in the script. 1022 00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:01,781 - That was close. 1023 00:50:03,421 --> 00:50:04,254 - You saved my life. 1024 00:50:05,730 --> 00:50:09,033 We Frenchman, we have a weakness for a pretty woman. 1025 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:11,070 Lodac bewitched you. 1026 00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:13,200 - Yes. I should have known that 1027 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,383 such a pretty creature will not be at this early hour. 1028 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,530 But I was robbed of all thought. 1029 00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:20,583 Except one. 1030 00:50:24,697 --> 00:50:25,953 Lodac knows our Parisian feels. 1031 00:50:25,953 --> 00:50:27,600 - Why did you come here? 1032 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,500 - I don't remember 1033 00:50:30,432 --> 00:50:32,164 (person speaking in foreign language) 1034 00:50:32,164 --> 00:50:32,997 - What is it? 1035 00:50:32,997 --> 00:50:33,830 - Branton. 1036 00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:34,663 - What about him? 1037 00:50:34,663 --> 00:50:35,730 - He's in that mill. 1038 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:36,563 I'm sure of it. 1039 00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,130 I saw his horse. 1040 00:50:38,130 --> 00:50:39,123 He's still there. 1041 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,840 - He wanted to double check that the only door 1042 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,968 there was the correct door. 1043 00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:51,801 - Sir Branton. 1044 00:50:51,801 --> 00:50:53,133 - Senor Branton. 1045 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,390 - Well, good morning gentlemen. 1046 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,097 - Is it good? 1047 00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:06,120 May we ask what you're doing here. 1048 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,280 - Well, someone has to do the thinking for you. 1049 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,210 As your commander. 1050 00:51:09,210 --> 00:51:11,700 I thought it was to spy out the countryside. 1051 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,430 The upper floor of this mill was the only vantage point. 1052 00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:18,810 - The last time you spied out the land, Sir Anthony died. 1053 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:20,040 - And he was kicked. 1054 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,310 Sir Dennis, you have heard my answer to that. 1055 00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:26,643 - As you will, shall we wake the others and ride on. 1056 00:51:29,490 --> 00:51:32,220 - They're not falling for this, are they? 1057 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,053 - Gentlemen? 1058 00:51:49,016 --> 00:51:51,792 (tense music) 1059 00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:53,983 - I almost killed him. 1060 00:51:53,983 --> 00:51:54,930 I tried. 1061 00:51:54,930 --> 00:51:56,340 I could've killed them both. 1062 00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:00,408 But that shield, I couldn't face it. 1063 00:52:00,408 --> 00:52:03,904 - That shield. Yes, that shield. 1064 00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:05,730 Magic. 1065 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,560 Of course the boy has magic. 1066 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,900 - Sir George? - How else could he escaped 1067 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:12,815 three curses' magic. 1068 00:52:12,815 --> 00:52:15,030 And I didn't even see it. 1069 00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:17,733 That foster mother Sybil is working against me. 1070 00:52:18,851 --> 00:52:21,900 - The magic is strong, Lodac. I know it. 1071 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:23,668 How will you counter it? 1072 00:52:23,668 --> 00:52:25,881 Don't you need your ring? 1073 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,780 - Not for Sybil's magic, 1074 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:31,467 but once I get my ring, that's the end of Branton 1075 00:52:31,467 --> 00:52:34,143 and the princess will be fit my dragon. 1076 00:52:35,010 --> 00:52:37,253 All I have to do now is to redouble my magic. 1077 00:52:37,253 --> 00:52:39,870 And all you had to do was destroy that Frenchman. 1078 00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:43,893 You were too slow. You need to be taught a lesson. 1079 00:52:44,881 --> 00:52:48,525 (speaking faintly) 1080 00:52:48,525 --> 00:52:52,639 - Is this surprising that a 90-year-old woman was too slow? 1081 00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:54,556 - Yeah, she's a spider. 1082 00:52:55,985 --> 00:52:57,627 - Greeting Sybil. 1083 00:52:57,627 --> 00:52:59,433 - Oh, he hacked her webcam. 1084 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,370 - You're looking older. 1085 00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:05,043 Let me see. We haven't met in what, a hundred years? 1086 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,903 - I don't want to talk to you. - But I want to talk to you. 1087 00:53:09,903 --> 00:53:10,736 - Does the mirror have no off switch. 1088 00:53:10,736 --> 00:53:11,700 - Quite a lot of trouble. 1089 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,470 - Lodac, if you touch your hair 1090 00:53:13,470 --> 00:53:15,723 of my boy's head, I'll fight you. 1091 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,180 - Not a chance. 1092 00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:20,820 You've never had any real talent for witchcraft. 1093 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:22,233 You would always 10th rate. 1094 00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:24,007 - 10th rate. 1095 00:53:24,007 --> 00:53:26,310 - You are quite helpless Sybil. 1096 00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:30,330 In four days, the princess Helene will be fed to my dragon 1097 00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:33,391 and your George will die even sooner than that. 1098 00:53:33,391 --> 00:53:37,380 There's nothing you can do except look in your stupid mirror 1099 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:39,450 or magic pool. 1100 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,013 And now I'll take care of that. 1101 00:53:42,516 --> 00:53:44,558 - He broke the mirror. 1102 00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:46,558 - Come back. Come back. 1103 00:53:47,987 --> 00:53:50,733 - Mirror of magic, bring me a vision of Lodac. 1104 00:54:04,831 --> 00:54:08,414 - Back to the red room, - To the laboratory. 1105 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,459 - Helpless, am I? 1106 00:54:13,725 --> 00:54:14,558 - Pretty dusty in there? 1107 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:17,880 - I thought the boys cleaned for her, 1108 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,493 - So I can't do anything to help George. 1109 00:54:22,825 --> 00:54:25,620 Oh, Lodac. Lodac. You'll be sorry for this. 1110 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:31,830 Dear me, it's a long time since I've tried this one. 1111 00:54:31,830 --> 00:54:34,200 Was it one people tune or two? 1112 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:36,240 One, I'm sure. 1113 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,433 Where is the unicorn powder? 1114 00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:40,923 - Right next to the cinnamon. 1115 00:54:54,570 --> 00:54:58,893 - Now let's see, was it two mandrake root? 1116 00:55:08,874 --> 00:55:10,333 What else goes in? 1117 00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:12,663 Eyes? 1118 00:55:12,663 --> 00:55:15,780 No, I won't have eyes in this one. 1119 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,613 Yes, yes. 1120 00:55:22,170 --> 00:55:24,753 - Oh no. Oh, poor babies. 1121 00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:28,473 - Why do those dead frogs make noise? 1122 00:55:30,448 --> 00:55:33,780 - I don't know the beet boxing though. 1123 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:35,280 It's pretty cool. 1124 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,143 - It's the monkey. - Maybe. 1125 00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,763 - Poles, graveyards. 1126 00:56:02,406 --> 00:56:04,906 (indistinct) 1127 00:56:14,526 --> 00:56:17,130 No power shall lackm double his magic 1128 00:56:17,130 --> 00:56:19,283 and be to that Lodac. 1129 00:56:20,604 --> 00:56:21,954 - You want fries with that? 1130 00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:24,640 - I wonder what sybil's cooking up. 1131 00:56:25,497 --> 00:56:28,830 (wxplosion ringing out) 1132 00:56:35,970 --> 00:56:38,044 - It was the wrong recipe? 1133 00:56:38,044 --> 00:56:39,894 - Oh no. - What have you done Sybil? 1134 00:56:42,117 --> 00:56:43,650 - I finished poor George. That's what I've done. 1135 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,233 I've taken his magic away from him completely. 1136 00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:51,063 - George has no more magic. 1137 00:57:02,071 --> 00:57:03,121 - Let me get this straight. 1138 00:57:03,121 --> 00:57:04,860 She messed up the potion so badly 1139 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,353 that she actually took away all of his powers. 1140 00:57:10,256 --> 00:57:11,183 - That is a hero's journey. 1141 00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:14,515 - Wher are you now? 1142 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:15,348 - They're the tracks of their horses. 1143 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,776 - I can't believe they're ahead of us. 1144 00:57:17,776 --> 00:57:18,870 How can they take this heat? It's getting 1145 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,133 - Hotter by the moment. 1146 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,730 You had no right to let 'em go on without us. 1147 00:57:23,730 --> 00:57:26,130 - What could I do? They were up before daylight 1148 00:57:26,130 --> 00:57:27,930 and belligerent at that. 1149 00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:30,463 Sir Dennis said that he couldn't trust me 1150 00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:31,500 to spy out the land any longer. 1151 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,360 - You could have awakened us. 1152 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,115 - They swore they'd be back before daylight. 1153 00:57:36,115 --> 00:57:37,050 - Dennis, James. 1154 00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:39,320 If the heat's any worse up ahead, they'll be burnt 1155 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,720 to a crisp by this time 1156 00:57:50,058 --> 00:57:51,641 - I cannot breathe. 1157 00:57:54,348 --> 00:57:56,270 - I cannot move my legs. 1158 00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:59,106 - Oh no, did they just lose all their hair? 1159 00:57:59,106 --> 00:57:59,940 Oh, oh God. 1160 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:02,703 - They need moisturizer. 1161 00:58:03,637 --> 00:58:06,060 Shouldn't stay in the sun for too long. 1162 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,660 Oh, stay away from your viewers. 1163 00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:14,543 - Stay back (indistinct). 1164 00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,831 - He must be Jedi. 1165 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:21,664 - James. 1166 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,847 Heavenly father. 1167 00:58:24,847 --> 00:58:26,463 - That guy's a good actor. 1168 00:58:28,356 --> 00:58:31,440 - George Will you be looking at that man? 1169 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,550 He's not even hot. 1170 00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:34,590 And we're burning. Why? 1171 00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,450 - Yes. Why Branton? 1172 00:58:36,450 --> 00:58:38,493 - That gentleman is my secret. 1173 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,640 - Do you think those are real actors or step people? 1174 00:59:01,596 --> 00:59:04,429 (dramatic music) 1175 00:59:05,683 --> 00:59:06,720 - That's a really good question. 1176 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,550 - I know. I think that the studios used 1177 00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:12,193 to make them all do all sorts of classes back in the day 1178 00:59:12,193 --> 00:59:14,490 where they would really know how to ride horses like that. 1179 00:59:14,490 --> 00:59:16,413 But it's pretty tough. 1180 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,849 - They're the Tom Cruises of the 1960s. 1181 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:22,923 - Yeah. 1182 00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:26,583 Take some time getting off your horse. No rush. 1183 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:31,430 Don't leave your magic shield behind. 1184 00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:35,690 - Branton? Branton? 1185 00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:40,530 - That looks like a sound stage with like a bunch 1186 00:59:40,530 --> 00:59:41,733 of amazing lights. 1187 00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,950 - Where the devil is he? 1188 00:59:49,950 --> 00:59:51,450 - He must be in here somewhere. 1189 00:59:51,450 --> 00:59:53,430 - You mean I was in here, George. 1190 00:59:53,430 --> 00:59:54,263 - Branton. 1191 00:59:55,176 --> 00:59:57,660 - I'm sorry, I have to leave you now. 1192 00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:58,620 A long longstanding 1193 00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:00,750 appointment with the Princess Hele 1194 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:03,901 and also with my partner Lodac. 1195 01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:05,130 - Partner? 1196 01:00:05,130 --> 01:00:07,350 - Yes. His castle is just over the hill. 1197 01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:10,170 Any last words for either of them? 1198 01:00:10,170 --> 01:00:11,495 - You won't escape us, Branton. 1199 01:00:11,495 --> 01:00:14,703 - I already have escaped you. George. 1200 01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:18,450 - You can tell he was working with loDac, by the way 1201 01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:20,623 he keeps giving away his plans. 1202 01:00:20,623 --> 01:00:21,984 - Yeah, they they do this 1203 01:00:21,984 --> 01:00:22,883 the whole movie. It's crazy. 1204 01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:28,676 - What do we do now? 1205 01:00:28,676 --> 01:00:31,009 - We break out with Escalon. 1206 01:00:32,564 --> 01:00:35,287 Oh, did you know my sword was magic? 1207 01:00:35,287 --> 01:00:37,287 It opens floors, walls, gates, anything. 1208 01:00:45,570 --> 01:00:46,950 It was magic. 1209 01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:48,033 - Like your horse. 1210 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,557 Perhaps Lodac's magic is a bit 1211 01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:52,474 - Stronger. 1212 01:00:55,296 --> 01:00:57,985 (indistinct) 1213 01:00:57,985 --> 01:00:59,842 - Only, I swear I saw that thorn bend. 1214 01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:01,433 - There must be some other way out. Patrick, 1215 01:01:48,891 --> 01:01:51,474 (tense music) 1216 01:02:01,975 --> 01:02:05,439 - Who are you gonna call, Ghostbusters. 1217 01:02:05,439 --> 01:02:06,856 Patrick, come on. 1218 01:02:19,357 --> 01:02:22,353 - They're crying. - Come on Forrest. 1219 01:02:43,006 --> 01:02:45,839 (dramatic music) 1220 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:00,360 I can't believe trying to slice a 1221 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,253 ghost with a sword didn't work. 1222 01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:07,780 - God help me. 1223 01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:14,973 - God, for the wall. - What? 1224 01:03:14,973 --> 01:03:18,242 - Okay. I don't understand these ghosts 1225 01:03:18,242 --> 01:03:20,277 because they're killing him. 1226 01:03:20,277 --> 01:03:22,523 But they open the door. Are they good or bad? 1227 01:03:23,476 --> 01:03:28,476 - I dunno. 1228 01:03:33,091 --> 01:03:34,840 (dramatic music) 1229 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,020 Now all the people with accents in the movie are dying. 1230 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:39,000 It's so sad. They were so good looking. 1231 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,430 - That is very sad. I love accents. 1232 01:03:41,430 --> 01:03:42,603 - And I love men. 1233 01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:48,570 - Jesus kicked again. So Patrick too. 1234 01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,938 No, Patrick is finished. But Sir George is riding this way. 1235 01:03:51,938 --> 01:03:56,938 There was no way outta that cave loDac. Was it magic? 1236 01:03:58,050 --> 01:04:00,870 - No, not magic. 1237 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,580 - Then how did George's came? 1238 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:07,080 I think yes. Something stronger than magic. 1239 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:07,913 - Ghosts. 1240 01:04:09,175 --> 01:04:10,373 The power of Patrick's faith. 1241 01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,740 - The power of Patrick's faith. What's that? 1242 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,900 I thought he would say like love. 1243 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:23,016 - The only thing I can defeat a bad guy is faith. I guess. 1244 01:04:23,016 --> 01:04:26,043 Why can't they just faith harder coming? 1245 01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:30,299 (indistinct) 1246 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,850 He's arriving at the castle gate. 1247 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:44,933 - Imagine not knowing 1248 01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:47,460 that your armor does nothing for you at this point. 1249 01:05:17,427 --> 01:05:19,872 Don't go in there. - All the doors are open. 1250 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,143 You didn't even have to go like that. 1251 01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:43,070 - Do you think at his mother knew that at the age 1252 01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:47,460 of 21 he would not be so stupid to enter dark rooms? 1253 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:50,007 - Yeah. And I think that's why she wouldn't, 1254 01:05:50,007 --> 01:05:50,843 didn't want him to go. 1255 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,720 Mm. Oh, look at that weird crew. 1256 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,603 They look like some of my father's early experiments. 1257 01:06:05,130 --> 01:06:07,950 - Where is he going? Helene? 1258 01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:09,090 - No Lord, I won't allow that. 1259 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,490 Don't worry. It'll all work out most satisfactorily. 1260 01:06:11,490 --> 01:06:12,323 I promise. 1261 01:06:12,323 --> 01:06:13,430 - He doesn't know the way to her herself anyway. 1262 01:06:13,430 --> 01:06:15,985 He doesn't have to, the spell 1263 01:06:15,985 --> 01:06:17,633 of the sixth curse is already leading him on. 1264 01:06:45,057 --> 01:06:45,890 - Helene. 1265 01:06:47,955 --> 01:06:48,788 Helene. 1266 01:06:50,645 --> 01:06:51,478 - George. 1267 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,750 I must be dreaming 1268 01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,760 - Two stalkers in love. Yeah, 1269 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,443 - But you are George. 1270 01:07:01,110 --> 01:07:03,724 Where is this more Lodac's magic. 1271 01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:05,793 - I'm as real as you are. 1272 01:07:11,370 --> 01:07:12,959 - Wow. 1273 01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:14,310 - I'd like to reiterate that these are two people 1274 01:07:15,453 --> 01:07:16,904 that have been stalking each other 1275 01:07:16,904 --> 01:07:18,151 and they just met in real life 1276 01:07:18,151 --> 01:07:19,789 and they're already madly in love. 1277 01:07:19,789 --> 01:07:20,670 - It's like, come on, get out of there. 1278 01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,500 What are you talking? Why are you doing this right now? 1279 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,150 Can't you do this later? I always 1280 01:07:25,105 --> 01:07:26,273 - Swore that you would never live to get here, 1281 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,680 - But I'm here and we'll leave together. 1282 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,080 - Oh, I'm too happy to even think. 1283 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,660 - Don't think honey, just let me hold you. 1284 01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:36,060 - Oh God, come on. This is too fast. 1285 01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,170 You're not allowed to do this. 1286 01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:39,270 - What happened to Sir Branton? 1287 01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:40,830 - Rather ask what will happen when I get him 1288 01:07:40,830 --> 01:07:42,093 within my swords length. 1289 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:45,570 Oh, he's somewhere here in the castle. 1290 01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:47,857 - Let him go. What does anything matter except us 1291 01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,773 and our freedom together? 1292 01:07:53,130 --> 01:07:54,680 - I'll see if the way is clear. 1293 01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:57,460 - What - Dork wrote this movie, 1294 01:07:59,473 --> 01:08:02,074 - Some Hollywood screenwriter who's never met a woman before 1295 01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,110 and lives in his mother's basement. Oh, 1296 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,133 - An autobiography. 1297 01:08:31,793 --> 01:08:34,818 - He just walked into a science fiction convention. 1298 01:08:34,818 --> 01:08:37,953 Oh, four cone heads. 1299 01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:46,110 - Welcome to George. I was beginning 1300 01:08:46,110 --> 01:08:48,150 to think you'd never get here. 1301 01:08:48,150 --> 01:08:49,770 - Branton, 1302 01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:51,743 - You're looking for this. 1303 01:08:51,743 --> 01:08:53,430 - He left his sword behind. He's a terrible knight. 1304 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:54,830 - It's time for us to leave. 1305 01:08:56,899 --> 01:09:01,170 - Well, no, Helene. No, but I want to 1306 01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:02,760 Oh, she is a two timer. 1307 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,773 - Aren't you forgetting something? Branton. 1308 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:06,509 That was - Fast. 1309 01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:08,060 - Oh, the ring. 1310 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,091 - That's why. See, I told you too quickly, 1311 01:09:10,091 --> 01:09:10,924 - I keep my - Word. 1312 01:09:10,924 --> 01:09:12,653 She is kissing two men at the same time. 1313 01:09:14,865 --> 01:09:17,366 A five minute time period. All right, 1314 01:09:17,366 --> 01:09:18,990 - Take her if you still want her. 1315 01:09:18,990 --> 01:09:20,700 - Oh, I want her. All right. And she wants me 1316 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,263 - Always in forever. 1317 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,113 Helene, what is this? 1318 01:09:26,113 --> 01:09:28,174 Helene? Oh 1319 01:09:28,174 --> 01:09:29,660 - No. 1320 01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:32,950 You really think I keep my word once I had the ring, 1321 01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:36,180 - But I don't understand where. Is Helene 1322 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:37,500 - Over here? 1323 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,650 - Has she belongs to me. We made a bargain. 1324 01:09:40,488 --> 01:09:42,060 - So wait, did she, so George made out with the ugly 1325 01:09:42,967 --> 01:09:44,203 - Woman artist. 1326 01:09:44,203 --> 01:09:45,280 Oh 1327 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,717 - Yeah. 1328 01:09:46,717 --> 01:09:48,173 - Alright, Brenton, it's time to take care of you. 1329 01:09:49,013 --> 01:09:51,770 - Well, the old hat looked like she had probably had a 1330 01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:54,164 great personality. 1331 01:09:54,164 --> 01:09:56,247 Yeah, I think he's missing out. 1332 01:09:56,247 --> 01:09:57,080 - Definitely. 1333 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,746 - He's getting punished for being so shallow. Oh 1334 01:09:58,746 --> 01:10:00,073 - No. 1335 01:10:00,073 --> 01:10:05,073 - Messing to get that voice. Or it's the end of him. 1336 01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:12,867 The end of them both. What will you do, Sybil? 1337 01:10:13,837 --> 01:10:14,920 I must think. 1338 01:10:15,831 --> 01:10:18,810 Think, try to remember the right recipe 1339 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:21,224 and give him back his magic. 1340 01:10:21,224 --> 01:10:22,583 Sybil. Of course I have to. 1341 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:27,583 Where did I go wrong? Which is of ade. 1342 01:10:28,315 --> 01:10:33,090 Blacker than black demons of shame. Flesh on the rack. It. 1343 01:10:33,090 --> 01:10:35,190 It's the next line. That's the one I got wrong. 1344 01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:36,023 - Hack. 1345 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,947 - Hack. And it rhymes with red sack. 1346 01:10:37,947 --> 01:10:42,947 Swack smack snack. 1347 01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:47,370 No, no. None of those. No I, I'll go to Lodacs castle. 1348 01:10:47,370 --> 01:10:50,760 That's what I'll do. I'll give it some thought on the way. 1349 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:54,723 Save him Sybil. I'll try. 1350 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,780 Well, here it goes. 1351 01:10:59,503 --> 01:11:01,586 - Attack winter Act Manc. 1352 01:11:05,456 --> 01:11:08,206 That's great. My AI is advancing. 1353 01:11:20,457 --> 01:11:24,923 - So George, this is the real Helene. I swear it. 1354 01:11:24,923 --> 01:11:27,300 All right now go ahead. 1355 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,048 - How can he know for sure? Show me how a 1356 01:11:29,048 --> 01:11:30,240 - Pair of young models in love, 1357 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,540 - I wouldn't trust him. It 1358 01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:33,373 - Before they die. 1359 01:11:36,556 --> 01:11:38,718 Oh, Billy Tender. 1360 01:11:38,718 --> 01:11:41,051 - I mean, how did he get his shirt off? What didn't you say? 1361 01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:43,134 Did the, did the cone people take it off? 1362 01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:44,760 Or did he just, George, 1363 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,460 - They made it disappear with magic. 1364 01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:49,247 - I love you Helene. - Come in. 1365 01:11:51,316 --> 01:11:52,149 - Come. 1366 01:11:52,149 --> 01:11:57,149 - You'll have a good view from the 1367 01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,133 windows, sir George. 1368 01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:01,133 - In these kind of movies, they always make a 1369 01:12:01,133 --> 01:12:02,624 man take his shirt off. 1370 01:12:02,624 --> 01:12:04,616 It's it's, it's a trope. 1371 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,154 - A feast. The feast. 1372 01:12:06,154 --> 01:12:07,512 - No doubt. We want a feast. Hurry. 1373 01:12:07,512 --> 01:12:08,700 You'll pick the best of the little people for the stew. 1374 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:09,870 You'll pick the wine. 1375 01:12:09,870 --> 01:12:11,930 The rest of you know what you have to do. 1376 01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:15,900 - I'm impressed that a movie from the 1960s 1377 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,627 used to the phrase little people. 1378 01:12:30,699 --> 01:12:33,032 - No one tried to stop them. 1379 01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:28,200 - Wow. I'm impressed that they're carrying the sword. 1380 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,643 - Oh yeah, that looks heavy. 1381 01:13:31,110 --> 01:13:33,810 - How did these little guys get the sword from the bad guy? 1382 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,610 - We'll just skip that. We don't have the budget for it. 1383 01:13:38,070 --> 01:13:40,950 I wonder if they had a green screen back then. Hmm. 1384 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,453 Like how do they shoot this? 1385 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,260 - Hurry please. 1386 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:49,882 Quick hurry. Hurry. 1387 01:13:49,882 --> 01:13:52,170 - They could at least sing a song 1388 01:13:52,170 --> 01:13:53,910 or something while they work. 1389 01:13:53,910 --> 01:13:56,910 - I still don't understand why they're helping him. 1390 01:13:56,910 --> 01:14:00,330 His love interest didn't help them escape. 1391 01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:02,381 - Quick. Cut the ropes my 1392 01:14:02,381 --> 01:14:06,393 wrist quick. 1393 01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:17,880 - Thank you. I'm grateful to you. 1394 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,960 My sword has lost its magic, but it's still a sword. 1395 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,326 - My sword has lost its magic, 1396 01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:26,451 but it's still a sword. I love - That. 1397 01:14:26,451 --> 01:14:28,132 Famous last words. - Yeah, we gotta like get our 1398 01:14:28,132 --> 01:14:29,453 favorite quotes from this movie. 1399 01:14:38,457 --> 01:14:41,290 (dramatic music) 1400 01:14:50,668 --> 01:14:51,501 Oh no. 1401 01:14:52,341 --> 01:14:54,080 - Oh, so that's where the budget went. 1402 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,580 (indistinct) 1403 01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:21,688 Game of Thrones. Eat your heart out. 1404 01:15:26,588 --> 01:15:29,088 - Destroy him. It is my will. 1405 01:15:37,787 --> 01:15:38,866 - Wow. 1406 01:15:38,866 --> 01:15:41,592 I bet in this time. This was crazy. Special effects. 1407 01:15:41,592 --> 01:15:43,883 This was probably like the craziest of the crazy. 1408 01:15:44,734 --> 01:15:45,683 - I'm genuinely impressed. All in all. 1409 01:15:48,132 --> 01:15:50,789 - Oh, that was an Oscar worthy scream. 1410 01:15:50,789 --> 01:15:52,440 - That was genuine. Yeah. 1411 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,874 - She's probably like, hurry up, I want 1412 01:15:54,874 --> 01:15:56,351 to finish this movie. 1413 01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:58,230 - Oh, oh, a bird there mother. It's a bird. 1414 01:15:58,230 --> 01:15:59,193 - It's a wizard. 1415 01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:08,856 Quick 1416 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,773 - Run in circles again. 1417 01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:17,163 How long before something happens? 1418 01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,843 - Oop. See the end of George? 1419 01:16:22,795 --> 01:16:27,062 Yes. Saucer. I can cross me now. 1420 01:16:27,062 --> 01:16:28,921 (indistinct) 1421 01:16:28,921 --> 01:16:29,754 - Oh, 1422 01:16:29,754 --> 01:16:34,555 - She noticed the ring so fast. Back 1423 01:16:34,555 --> 01:16:35,692 - His magic. 1424 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,481 - That's a woman of taste, - Which is of her cake. 1425 01:16:37,481 --> 01:16:39,653 Black and black demons of shame. Flesh on the rack. 1426 01:16:39,653 --> 01:16:43,353 The next line, if only I could her the next line. 1427 01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:49,923 - Racing down. Your - Old lady. 1428 01:16:54,353 --> 01:16:57,040 - You got this Mom, come on, you witched. 1429 01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:00,953 - She should write it down or something. 1430 01:17:02,123 --> 01:17:02,956 How do you forget such an important spell? 1431 01:17:05,024 --> 01:17:05,857 - I know she's so old. 400 years. 1432 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:21,177 - He's even lost the 1433 01:17:21,177 --> 01:17:23,635 - Power to attack that. The word. 1434 01:17:23,635 --> 01:17:27,852 - Oh, it is attack. Oh, - Attack. Nevermind the heck. 1435 01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:31,510 - Blacker than black - Means of shame. 1436 01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:36,510 - Flesh on the rack. Give to my body the power to uptake. 1437 01:17:38,377 --> 01:17:40,377 - My power of grace. Go. 1438 01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,983 One stab is all it takes. 1439 01:18:09,274 --> 01:18:10,642 That's way too easy. 1440 01:18:10,642 --> 01:18:11,572 - My ring. Now my 1441 01:18:11,572 --> 01:18:13,665 - Precious, you do not know how 1442 01:18:13,665 --> 01:18:15,632 to buy jewelry in their size is what I'm 1443 01:18:15,632 --> 01:18:20,632 - What an over actor. 1444 01:18:47,610 --> 01:18:49,173 Yep. It's still a sword. 1445 01:18:54,402 --> 01:18:56,902 - They'll still die over them. 1446 01:19:04,663 --> 01:19:06,420 How do I curse you with all the of hell. 1447 01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:11,310 Curse upon curse, defiant, mortal. You dare to challenge me. 1448 01:19:11,310 --> 01:19:13,680 Six curses could not destroy you, 1449 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,720 but now you must face the seventh. 1450 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:16,553 Me. 1451 01:19:17,575 --> 01:19:20,075 (indistinct) 1452 01:19:21,863 --> 01:19:24,800 - Now you teachers of hell listen to me 1453 01:19:27,984 --> 01:19:30,401 as I cast the sentence curse. 1454 01:19:40,287 --> 01:19:41,843 - Oh wow. Look, she's a, she's a pan. 1455 01:19:43,113 --> 01:19:43,946 Is that a panther again? 1456 01:19:55,530 --> 01:19:57,303 This editing is amazing. 1457 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,170 - Finally they found other, 1458 01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:09,180 - Then they get married. 1459 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:12,330 See, it doesn't normally work like this here today. 1460 01:20:12,330 --> 01:20:15,753 It takes about, you know, five to 10 years to get married. 1461 01:20:33,014 --> 01:20:36,510 Oh look, the the accent guys are back. Yay. 1462 01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,590 - The accent guys. 1463 01:20:37,590 --> 01:20:40,149 - Yay. The hot guys with the accents 1464 01:20:40,149 --> 01:20:41,580 and the Siamese twins. My cousins. 1465 01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:44,488 - Yes. The whole family is here. 1466 01:20:44,488 --> 01:20:45,480 - Oh, it's Glenda the good witch. 1467 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,530 - And finally her ring matches the dress. 1468 01:20:56,258 --> 01:21:00,027 - Yay. Yay. - Yay. Awesome. Woo. Alright. 1469 01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:01,173 Off to the lab. 1470 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,970 So what did we learn about magic today? 1471 01:21:05,970 --> 01:21:08,340 - Oh, we learned that bad guys can't cast bells on you if 1472 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:10,620 you steal their ring and we learned 1473 01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:13,320 that witches can open doors without using their hands. 1474 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,220 - That's right. We learned that magical swords can be used 1475 01:21:17,255 --> 01:21:19,147 for magic and for swords. 1476 01:21:19,147 --> 01:21:21,690 - And we learned that dragons will pretty much just stare at 1477 01:21:21,690 --> 01:21:22,523 you until you stab them. 1478 01:21:22,523 --> 01:21:24,930 - We learn that wizards can turn into birds 1479 01:21:24,930 --> 01:21:26,970 - And we learn that magic can bring 1480 01:21:26,970 --> 01:21:29,040 people back from the dead, 1481 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:30,630 - Magic and science. 1482 01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:33,300 I love it. Thank you so much RoboRuju 1483 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,770 for watching this movie with me. 1484 01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:36,690 - You're welcome, father, - And thank you 1485 01:21:36,690 --> 01:21:38,130 guys for watching as well. 1486 01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:39,690 I'm Lauren Frankenstein. 1487 01:21:39,690 --> 01:21:41,883 - And I'm RoboRuju. - Goodnight. 1488 01:21:46,384 --> 01:21:49,217 (dramatic music)